lunes, 26 de junio de 2017

How the World Reminded Me Life is Freaking Unfair

   Life sucks, like let's face it. This world is merciless and there's nothing we can do about but coping with it. I was actually taught all this when I was just 15-16, on a not very common way. The story recently popped into my head, so I figured I'd share it on the internet. Yayyy.

   This happened during high school (because high school wasn't enough of a pain in the ass). I was taking Italian classes and in order to get there I had to take two buses. 

   So, I was taking my second bus to my class and it was pretty full, but I managed to get a seat. On the next stop, this lady with her baby entered the bus and no one offered her a seat, so I decided to be a decent human being and do it. I felt like I achieved world peace like "where's my damn nobel?". I arrive at my stop and get out with the biggest smile, start walking thinking that today is going to be a great day when BOOM. I felt that something fell over me. I started checking my clothes and to my surprise, I see a huge stain of bird shit on my sleeve....

   YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT LIFE DECIDED TO GIVE ME A HUGE MIDDLE FINGER TO THE FACE BY HAVING A FUCKING BIRD SHITTING ON ALL OF MY DREAMS AND HOPES???  

   Fuck everything. Needless to say, I didn't enjoy my day that day. You must be thinking: "oh, shut up. Life doesn't owe you anything" and you are right. I'm just way too dramatic, but I was feeling like a damn queen that moment and life decided to pop my bubble in a way too rude way, ok?